From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form
“What’re you up to?” His simple text said.
“Just eating cereal and lying in bed.”
“What if I was with you?” he responded with ease,
“I guess I’d get more cereal if I please.”
And that’s when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes all of us mad.
My mind filled with dread, with a twist in my gut,
I picked up my phone and read: “Haha, and then what ;)”
Wednesday Jun 24 @ 06:41pm with 612,136 notes
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there is no vine that can reach the perfection of this one
Wednesday Jan 14 @ 05:09pm with 540,178 notes
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
Saturday Dec 27 @ 07:06pm with 402,023 notes
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